Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Three Even Shares

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An American, a Mexican, and an Italian were robbing a bank. And it happened that they got a lot of cash in dollars, pesos ans liras. Back in their hiding place, the trio decided to split the money in three even shares. The American offered to do the splitting:
"1000 dollars for me, 1000 pesos for you, 1000 liras for you.
"1000 dollars for me, 1000 pesos for you, 1000 liras for you.
"1000 dollars for me, 1000 pesos for you, 1000 liras for you"
The Mexican then told the Italian, "Even though I can't stand these Yankees. I have to admit they are honest"

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