Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Ode to Marriage


  • You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable or get married and wish you were dead.
  • When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
  • A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
  • If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.


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